"Now, now. Mind your blood pressure."



For some reason I really really like this

Me: i'm over my crush
Crush: hey
Me: nvm


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We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third. - Leslie Knope

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I have received various messages from people who actually tried some of these games and got back horrifying, emotionally and physically scarring results. 

Play at your own risk.

"There is no good and evil, there is only power, and those too weak to seek it."

someone tried to strangle me, and i s u r v i v e d.

                    i don’t need to h i d e that.


I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay.